Mar 11

Man it’s been a while eh? Well I felt obliged to to expound upon you 3 things that have happened to me recently:

  1. Today I was walking to work behind a guy that didn’t swing his arms. I’m not sure how aware you are of the necessity to arm-swing while walking, but I can tell you I am and this guy wasn’t. He walked in front of me the whole way to work (about 2 blocks) & his right arm didn’t budge. I’m talking plumb-line straight down.

    Weird

  2. I re-tucked in my sheets last night – got a few extra inches of covers. That was comfy – I was getting tired of constantly having to pull the duvet up to my shoulders. NO MORE!!!
  3. I’ve re-instituted my “summer walk”. By that I mean I’m using my toes a bit more to push me along. When winter’s here you have to completely take your toes out of the equation so you don’t slip – it’s all knee & hip between November & February. You may not think you know what I’m talking about, but you do – walk on ice next time & try to push off with your toes. I guarantee you won’t feel as sure footed as if you were going about it flat footed.

Also, I have to apologize for everyone who didn’t come in first, but my good friend pDan has just entered the best comment I’ve received to date (at least while I’ve been WordPress-ing it up). Not only was his name “pDan” both nostalgic & funny, but his website ( http://dylansmomishot.com ) , while not strictly original, was still well played.

pDan, Good day to you good sir. ISAIDGOODDAY!!

I should mention also that some of the more astute viewers will notice that I’ve changed from a sans-serif font to a serif font, and increased my font size. You may be wondering why I did that. Some people might say it’s because I felt like it dammit. I happen to be one of those people.

Dec 27

Usually I don’t dream in such a way that I can remember. However, last night I had multiple dreams with the same theme – I was going to be publicly executed by electrocution. I don’t know what the hell for, or why the hell I didn’t try to run away. It seemed to be little more than a conversation piece for everyone – even me. It was almost like The Lottery, but it wasn’t not spoken about. There was also a chance for me to be acquitted of whatever charges required me to be electrocuted. It seemed like a 50/50 chance & the chance was determined by some mysterious powers-that-be.

So… anyone believe in dream interpretation, cuz this is weirding me out.