Category Archives: Bitching

Domestic abuse is bad

Ask anyone & they’ll say the same.  So why then is society so hypocritical & sexist when it comes to domestic abuse? Case in point: Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren allegedly beat his ass with a golf club when he … Continue reading

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Calling Starter’s bluff

Jenn got me some athletic socks (the one with really short ankles).  Reading the back of the cardboard, it says “The Starter logo sewed into the upper ensures good quality” (or something to that effect). Really?  Really Starter?  Your company … Continue reading

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There’s a reason I like Chicken Club pizza

It has stay power.  I can come back to it the next day, or 2 or 3 days later, and it’s still good. Pesto Shrimp pizza does not share this amazing property. That is all.  NOW LAUGH!!! Both pictures courtesy … Continue reading

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Ah – Alberta

-36°C to 0°C in 1 day.  I don’t even have a witty comment for that – it speaks for itself. Oh, and also…

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BBC: “Clinton pledges to use diplomacy”

Seriously?  An American politican says she’ll co-operate & play nice with other countries rather than bully them around, and it makes international headline news?  Ya – she’s a real American hero.  A forward thinker like no other. In other news: … Continue reading

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F*CK!!

Holy hell do I hate the theme engine in WordPress. It’s touted as the best thing since sliced bread – but those touters are probably designers & not people who know how to code properly. I should probably hold my … Continue reading

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I can control the weather

Or at least the wind. Seriously. When I’m riding my bike south, the wind immediately shifts to blow north. I ride north & it shifts to blow south. Letters/cheques of tribute can be sent to: Dylan Anderson c/o Omnipotence Management … Continue reading

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We are experiencing technical difficulties

So it’s been a week & my host still hasn’t been able to figure out why they’re the only one’s who can FTP into my account.  They’re starting to blame my ISP for it now, which basically means they’ve run … Continue reading

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Do it

Go to http://www.google.ca Type: Find Chuck Norris Click “I’m Feeling Lucky”   In other news, it’s freakin’ cold outside – -44C or -56C depending on who you ask. In either case, this handy little formula helps: x < -44 < … Continue reading

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Well ok.

Usually I want to try and wait until I have something worthy to put here before I post. But the adoring fans pleaded for a post anyway so here it goes. (well, to be honest I hadn’t realized how long … Continue reading

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