Mar 26

Found these at http://www.hahastop.com & had to make them mine.

Cat Grenades

This doesn’t make 100% sense, but it uses the term “Cat Grenades” so come on! I had to put it up

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Not a big fan of dogs, but the term “Wharrgarbl” is funny & is the same in any language.

Survival Tracking Guide

(Almost) Anything in pop culture with ninjas is funny.  This is no exception.

Good Times

I got nothin’ for this one.

Who’s Awesome?  You’re Awesome.

Thanks for reading.

Mar 25

I recently (yesterday) re-kindled my affection for the music of Oasis.

I’m glad I did & I think you will be too.

Mar 13

The ever resourceful kirstybruce has posted a note on her Facebook with a list like this. Of course I had to maintain my supernerd status by posting mine online & in a nice list.

All the answers are randomly (by iTunes) selected songs. Some answers work, some don’t. I think this is about as prophetic as tarot cards & horoscopes, but it’s good for a larf:

  • What does next year have in store for me? Modern Women’s Short Stories [ie: It'll be a shitty year]
  • What’s my love life like? Say Hello
  • What do I say when life gets hard? Invasion 1 [...your guess is as good as mine]
  • What do I think when I get up in the morning? Take Me Out
  • What song will I dance to at my wedding? Touch The Sun
  • What do I want as a career? Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence [I think I have to gain a couple pounds before I'm Santa Claus material]
  • My favorite saying? Closer to God
  • Favorite place? Better Off Alone [ok - who thought up these questions. This doesn't make a lick of sense]
  • What do I think of my parents? Are You Fine?
  • What’s my Porn-star name? Mint [ Do I dare say it? I dare: I'll leave a nice clean feeling in your mouth ;) ]
  • Where would I go on a first date? Take You There
  • Drug of choice: Enjoy The Wait
  • Describe yourself? Save Your Scissors
  • What is the thing I like doing most? Doing It All For My Baby [which, up to this point is me]
  • The song that best describes my school principle/boss? Try Honesty
  • What is my state of mind like at the moment? In Your Eyes.
  • How will I die? Brand New Watusi [probably dancing to my wedding song]
Mar 12

Here’s a new trailer for Wall • e – Pixar’s new movie. It looks pretty cutesy-funny…… I’d hit it.

Mar 11

Man it’s been a while eh? Well I felt obliged to to expound upon you 3 things that have happened to me recently:

  1. Today I was walking to work behind a guy that didn’t swing his arms. I’m not sure how aware you are of the necessity to arm-swing while walking, but I can tell you I am and this guy wasn’t. He walked in front of me the whole way to work (about 2 blocks) & his right arm didn’t budge. I’m talking plumb-line straight down.

    Weird

  2. I re-tucked in my sheets last night – got a few extra inches of covers. That was comfy – I was getting tired of constantly having to pull the duvet up to my shoulders. NO MORE!!!
  3. I’ve re-instituted my “summer walk”. By that I mean I’m using my toes a bit more to push me along. When winter’s here you have to completely take your toes out of the equation so you don’t slip – it’s all knee & hip between November & February. You may not think you know what I’m talking about, but you do – walk on ice next time & try to push off with your toes. I guarantee you won’t feel as sure footed as if you were going about it flat footed.

Also, I have to apologize for everyone who didn’t come in first, but my good friend pDan has just entered the best comment I’ve received to date (at least while I’ve been WordPress-ing it up). Not only was his name “pDan” both nostalgic & funny, but his website ( http://dylansmomishot.com ) , while not strictly original, was still well played.

pDan, Good day to you good sir. ISAIDGOODDAY!!

I should mention also that some of the more astute viewers will notice that I’ve changed from a sans-serif font to a serif font, and increased my font size. You may be wondering why I did that. Some people might say it’s because I felt like it dammit. I happen to be one of those people.